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The "Gold-to-Go", a machine that sells gold

Nobody in their right mind would be able to challenge us, the monkeys evolved on the planet, we have an inordinate fondness for the wealth and power, and gold symbolizes both perfectly.

Recently, the German company TG-Gold-Super-Markt has installed a vending machine gold called "Gold-to-Go "one of the most luxurious hotels in Saudi Arabia (the country where talking apes are covered in fabric from head to toe, leaving only the area free eyes, nose and mouth, as well as hands).

The machine is equipped with a computer that monitors the prices of gold in real time. Bar dispenses 24 karat gold in sizes 1, 5 and 10 grams, and to prevent money laundering can only be used by the same monkey 3 times a day, after which 48 hours must pass before it can be used for Again, further that if the purchase exceeds EUR 1.000 Machine must scan the identification of the buyer.

Given the success of this idea, the company plans to install another 200 machines in Germany Austria and Switzerland.