Wednesday, February 3, 2010

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Advantages and disadvantages of being a boy! Stage Two: Adolescence

If gentlemen, continues the saga that is crippling Colombia (?) Today speak of the second stage of the life of men, teens, crazy stage for many, but in an interview that the reporter (?) Just When One Blog Rest was a young teenager said his life he and his group of friends in general was not full of crazy stuff that we will discuss below, before proceeding known to the lucky (?) interviewed:









Now let a little more in terms, adolescence is a critical stage in life of men and women, but having that we're talking about men ... fuck them (?) in adolescence from a male defined many things, but this proved that the sexuality of a human being is clear from the three years, in adolescence as we know if the man is of those who kite crazy or go insane (?)





The man in this stage of life find something to use during early adolescence or you can get out of control and all of their lives, so gentlemen , man will find his good friend ... Straw. But watch out gentlemen! excess straw can bring severe consequences, here is an unfortunate man who could not control ...






But not everything in life is a straw man, if not everything is serious! The man in his teens began the process of attraction to the female, and as in every stage of man brings a series of stupid phrases identical or at least similar to the following "I give you the moon" (this phrase can moon vary and become stars, constellations and other stars), "you're everything to me" and the phrase most false of all "you are more important than the game!" From A Blog Like The Rest we say to all women: YOU ARE NOT MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANY PARTY! Do not believe us! We are bad! but course, not as bad as this gentleman:



now will be revealed to the general population one of the darkest secrets of man, macho, male, and that had its heyday in the adolescence, women get ready to laugh at their boyfriends, lovers, darkness, and others. Ready? really ready? here it goes .. Here it goes ... Drums ... (More mystery than a poor circus Off) Gentlemen you know that is true, and you ladies want to fall off their chairs when encuantra man wrapped in a kiss that is rather long the brain sends a signal to our members produce in the erection, for those who did not understand it in the most simplified Colombia (gamin) possible. When the man is enjoying the old gets parole. Do not you think? try it, after a rather long kiss look towards the member of his family, and there it is, standing and waving (?)

With that information we will consider this second installment talking at us, boys, men , the stronger sex! or otherwise to tell our friend www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWX7pXvemrk

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our third installment! Advantages And Disadvantages Of Being A Male! Stage Three: Adultez1

Monday, February 1, 2010

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Advantages And Disadvantages Of Being A Male! Stage One: Children



This post is the first in a series of 5 post .. is (?) Dedicated to us, men, boys, Mahos alpha, we send in every relationship and we will sleep sent to the couch (?)


As the title indicates I will discuss the advantages and disadvantages of being a man, but also divide the life of the male in 5 stages are: Children 3 to 12 years, teens 13 to 17 years adulthood stage 1 18a to 29; adulthood stage February 30 to 50 and age 51 to cemetery (?)



In this post we will treat the children, why start from childhood three years? zero because the two are treated as men and women.



After three years, the men discovered what will be one of our greatest pride in life, the man discovers that unlike women ... (Drums (?)) can urinate standing, is that more than one woman will say at this point "we can also pee standing" if women if they can, but do not enjoy the advantage of targeting! They can not "innocently" wet with drizzle to any unfortunate who gets in his way. Pee is for man stopped one of the greatest blessings in his life, useful on trips and camps. To synthesize the first lead the team (?) of A Blog Like The Rest did a casting and select the following picture to summarize the whole idea:








Men during our childhood we develop further the ability to imitate all kinds of sounds, playing the power rangers also develop acting, because there is a program worse fake (?) over time the ability to substantially improve noise producing results as this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3r-dt3OpZc&feature=related



But, gentlemen, all is not rosy in the childhood of a man, at this stage of life the man is a victim of subliminal messages (?) Programs like Barney, the knights of the zodiac, dragon ball z, pokemon etc generated in man the desire to prove their physical superiority in complex fights are usually in a swimming pool and stupid that include phrases like "give me your strength pegasooo" and they also discuciones even more stupid as "aah no, I hit him and you did not die ... " and they bring consequences even more stupid as "I do not play more"

In conclusion a very young man ... is a stupid (?)



So ladies and summarize the advantages and disadvantages of children at us, boys! and some less men like him for example ...

Expect the second installment "Advantages and disadvantages of being a male! Stage Two: Adolescence