Friday, July 9, 2010

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is earned by what is known

... not by what you do: Two Examples.


Screw

is often a great mistake to judge someone's salary just for the work performed. This statement shows clearly true in the case of the engineer who had to fix a pc. But not just any PC, but it was one of the world's most advanced computers, a huge machine with a lot of computing power, more or less as we see here:

As I said, a great machine. Its construction had cost thousands of dollars, had a self-cooling chamber ... Finally, a large computer.

Until it stopped working ... It is easy to assume

distress of everyone when they heard that the pc was flawed, a millionaire machine that was useless! So I chose to call the best coach in the country.
- Do not know what happens exactly the master machine, only that it cost us $ 300,000 just to put it to work, did not expect to stop working a year ...

- Do not worry, let me a little minutes we'll see what happens.

- Do you mind if I stay with you while? Understand that in this area I can not leave him alone ...

- As you wish, it really does not bother me.
- Here was the error! I knew it must be something about this! Look, this screw on the wing body B Delta was not tight, so the computer was walking failing, and adjust it so it should work perfectly.

- Incredible! It works! Thank you! We feared it was something far more serious and can not afford the settlement.

- You see, it was just that.

- really is true what they say, you're the best.

- Thank you sir.

After the praise, the company became JOINING own expense.

- How much do we owe?

- $ 10,000.

- WHAT? I can not believe what is saying! $ 10,000 to set a screw! I demand that entega me an itemized bill which would justify such an amount and pay it gladly.

The engineer accepted the deal and left the room. The next day, the company reached the following invoice: Invoice

details:

1) Set screw: ________________________________ $ 1.

2) Knowing which screw to millions: $ 9,999 ______________.




The mechanic and the doctor


A mechanic was removing a cylinder head of an engine within a Volkswagen Gol, when he saw a well known and renowned heart surgeon enter his garage that was waiting to be served by the department head.


The mechanic shouted to the surgeon:
- Hey Doctor, Can you come over here I have a question?

The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic. This, wiping grease from his hands with a towel, gave him the following question:

- See Doctor, take a look at this engine. Do not understand much truth? He opened his heart, I took the valves and camshaft, managed the re-installed and when I finished, the engine ran like new. Not everyone can do this job, you need to be very good. Could you have done?

- No, not really, is a very difficult task that requires great knowledge.

- See? How important is a car for you doctor?

- Extremely important, the lives of many people depend on reaching time to operation, and for that I always use my car.

- Do you realize? The car is essential and I know how to fix it! So why do I receive a small salary while you get a lot of money, when both do basically the same job?

The thoughtful surgeon, leaned quietly on the mechanic and said, almost whispering in his ear:

- Try to do with the engine running.


both Argentina and elsewhere in the world the occupation of mechanic or technician is not recognized and seen as lower.


An attorney has a better image (unfortunately) and are more respected (unfortunately).


Hopefully, someday this will change, but an attorney has studied and I have too many charge high fees when compared to a technician ...

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