This post is the first in a series of 5 post .. is (?) Dedicated to us, men, boys, Mahos alpha, we send in every relationship and we will sleep sent to the couch (?)
As the title indicates I will discuss the advantages and disadvantages of being a man, but also divide the life of the male in 5 stages are: Children 3 to 12 years, teens 13 to 17 years adulthood stage 1 18a to 29; adulthood stage February 30 to 50 and age 51 to cemetery (?)
In this post we will treat the children, why start from childhood three years? zero because the two are treated as men and women.
After three years, the men discovered what will be one of our greatest pride in life, the man discovers that unlike women ... (Drums (?)) can urinate standing, is that more than one woman will say at this point "we can also pee standing" if women if they can, but do not enjoy the advantage of targeting! They can not "innocently" wet with drizzle to any unfortunate who gets in his way. Pee is for man stopped one of the greatest blessings in his life, useful on trips and camps. To synthesize the first lead the team (?) of A Blog Like The Rest did a casting and select the following picture to summarize the whole idea:
Men during our childhood we develop further the ability to imitate all kinds of sounds, playing the power rangers also develop acting, because there is a program worse fake (?) over time the ability to substantially improve noise producing results as this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3r-dt3OpZc&feature=related
But, gentlemen, all is not rosy in the childhood of a man, at this stage of life the man is a victim of subliminal messages (?) Programs like Barney, the knights of the zodiac, dragon ball z, pokemon etc generated in man the desire to prove their physical superiority in complex fights are usually in a swimming pool and stupid that include phrases like "give me your strength pegasooo" and they also discuciones even more stupid as "aah no, I hit him and you did not die ... " and they bring consequences even more stupid as "I do not play more"
In conclusion a very young man ... is a stupid (?)
So ladies and summarize the advantages and disadvantages of children at us, boys! and some less men like him for example ...
Expect the second installment "Advantages and disadvantages of being a male! Stage Two: Adolescence
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